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I just wanna know what he tastes like.
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when I am in a competition for "the best artist in the Cherik fandom" but my opponent is @stinkrat-aleks
#we are all cooked i fear#nobody can beat that HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THEM#Perfection#i look like a little fan CAUSE I'M OKAY?!#I love artists i wish they were real.#x men#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#cherik
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school is so soooo mean to me (its been 2 days)
so have some tfp drawings cus WOW its been an eventful 24 hours..' [also pardon my fugly oc shes just a little guy ,, shes supposed to be an ex decepticon and somewhat a firefly (my dhmis moots will get the reference 😼)]
#bruh old men yaoi s so awesome i wish old men were real#my oc must go through the arcee's partner curse ngl like 😼#theyre kinda in lesbians perchance#arcee and bumblebee after killing 12 vehicons in cold blood#optiratch save me from additional math and linear equations#this is what i get for hyperfixating over a ship smh#optiratch#ratchop#tfp optimus prime#tfp ratchet#tfp arcee#bumblebee tfp#random doodles#transformers oc#oc x canon#humanformers
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We better get a much needed morales family hug at the end of the next movie OR ELSE (btw read this fic. bless)
Bonus messy doodle below but it’s got major spider verse spoilers!‼️‼️‼️
Earth 42 miles better get a hug and a kiss from his mom too
#my art#completed#rio morales#jefferson davis#miles morales#miles g morales#spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#me downloading so many screen tone brushes for this and going crazy#this movie bro. spideverse is so good i wish loving families were real /j#i havent rendered anything in ages and it shows FJSDHF or completed anything. im just out here#anyways spideverse took over my brain bc it's all i've been drawing for the past three weeks. trigun fanart again soon tho i prommy#i just. the first movie is actually my favorite movie of all time and i've watched it so many times in the past five years#it's on my mind at all times like a dormant volcano ready to errupt before i become annoying about it again#i just love miles so much and his family#AIGHGHHG#drawing jeff was beating my ass i cant actually draw men but we're learning today!!!#atsv#itsv#ID in alt text
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anidala if you even care
#I love straight people I wish they were real#art#star wars#anidala#naboo#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#we die like men
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unironically the way sherlock is so kind and gentle with those around him like john’s ‘do you want to hold hands?’ ptsd or being so kind to mariana… i need him to stop this podcast is raising my standards too high 🥲
#sherlock holmes#sherlock#sherlock & co#sherlock & co podcast#sherlock and co#john watson#like he’s soooo sweet#actually makes me wanna cry#i wish men were real#the sherlock holmes kind#i’d like to order one with express shipping pretty please#🥲🥲🥲🥲
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#is it really too much to ask#i love hot nerd dork metalheads sm i wish they were real#this is not targeted at men who look like eddie munson#ok maybe it is#eddie munson × reader#eddie munson stranger things#eddie munson#stranger things#eddie munson x reader
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Might right a Hubby series with the mercs! I like writing them with their s/o's!
#nova's ramblings#i should be going to bed now#but im up thinking about how i wish that my favs were real#like bruh#real men suck 😭
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if chibnall was the one writing this season you lot would be talking VERY differently
#anti rtd#oomfs ur so right#s14 is the kinda mid that people think his era was#and yet#you throw in that razzle dazzle written by rtd and all of a sudden there's no criticisms!#or worse somehow#is how its a polite and gentle reframing of chibs criticism#like with him it was hey he ate this singular one thing But I KNOW CHIBS IS BAD HE'S TERRIBLE DONT WORRY I KNOW IT#and with rtd its oh i disliked this nonsensical and objectively bad writing but ummm guys i lOVED LOVED everything else i swear#its soooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO#it must be studied#but i knew yous were a lost cause when we had 14/15 running around calling men hot bc yes totally something the doctor just does#not ooc at allllll#bc this is how we know the doctor is queer now guys#dont you know it#i have like a million other complaints i miss being like oh hey that was mid/bad and moved on with my life 😭😭#god i think 13 era killed me bc now i do care about u hypocritical losers#rip 15ruby i wish i cared and that you had any development#ncuti millie i would like to hang out with you though#15 maybe you'll cry less next season so that the emotional scenes have impact perhaps 🙏🏾🙏🏾#ramblings of an insomniac#god i just remembered the whole real mum antics#fuck i need to go i gotta go!!!!#ps the ncuti conundrum where he's the most charismatic dr in nuwho whilst also being the worst actor is driving me nuts#idk if its the characterisation or his lack of ability in creating that inner psychology that connective tissue between his louder acting#which he's great at btw!#idk maybe that one monologue in boom made me go yes okay here we goooo#but then every other moment has been like hmmmnnnmtgodhd okay whateve#i think he needed more acting prep before he got this role bc he's got Something he could be Great but the subtle stuff is lacking#sooo hoping he can grow into that but it's giving perfect actor wrong time.... and if ur white ur not allowed to agree with me shush go away
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hes such a girls girl <3
#tay plays rogue trader#also obligatory 'i loveeeeeee abelard so fucking much its unreal' god i wish fathers were real <3#his beef w heinrix is infinitely funnier if hes romancing the rt like i know this dialogue can happen no matter what#but i am Choosing to believe its bc abelard loves leda and has been taking notes every time heinrix ''allows himself a hint of a smile''#while in her presence. lol#anyway. him hating ??? SO many of the men??? in this game and being chill w most of the women is so funny#stans cassia and argenta. as he should. fine w jae. sympathetic to idira. HAVENT TRIGGERED KIBELLAH BANTER YET BUT I HOPE THEYRE FUNNY.#its only yrliet he hates right???#and then w the guys hes actively beefing w all of them except pasqal who is also a girls girl <3#man. RO of all time
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one of my favorite episodes tbh.
#the x files#fox mulder#dana scully#he was so gentle and understanding with her#i love how empathetic he is with people it makes me wish more real people particularly men were like him#season 5 episode 16#david duchovny#gillian anderson
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I’m freaking obsessed with this man
THE SASS, THE HAIR, OMG HE’S JUST SUCH A CONNIVING TRICKSTER 🥰🥰
#the funniest part#is like#its not like a crush#i just wanna get coffee with him#and pick his brain 😂#ahhhh i wish he was real#just like I wish men were real 🥺#no but fr I’ve been obsessed with him for a year#omg did I just get my first lifetime hyperfixation 🥰#fma 03#fma edward#fullmetal alchemist 2003#fullmetal alchemist
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the thing that gets me abt religious ppl is they'll demand u respect their religion & that religion hating your existence but they won't respect ur right to be like yea my belief says god isn't real so thats a dumb reason for hating other people or ye ok then ur god is homophobic thats kinda shitty they go APESHIT like. it goes both ways? like they can say i hate gay ppl bc of my religion but when a gay person says well i dont respect that religion bc it doesnt respect me its ww3. I'm not walking on eggshells for people who are too quick to condemn me to hell
#likeeee. ppl have been homophobic to me bc 'their religion condemns it' but i cant be like ok well then fuck ur religion?#but they can say okay fuck you and be hateful and intolerant like that?#why do i tolerate u if u wont tolerate me? im just#like to me as an atheist/agnostic im like. hearing that something i dont even think is real is why u hate me as a person is so insane#like 'its unnatural and wrong bc my religion says so' like ok. why does that have to affect me as someone who doesnt follow said religion#jusr wish more religious ppl were as understanding and non judgemental as they claim they are??#like ur gna say that shit to me? u think god likes that ur speaking for him rn? u rly see urself on the same level as god?#u think YOU can judge others? embarrassing#*smacks own ass* this baby can fit so much religious trauma#i love religion sm for some ppl but then other aspects of it im like why cant yall just modify this as society progresses#them books old as hell them writers didn't even know electricity but ur talking their word abt an entire group of ppl being wrong & evil?#i like when religious ppl apply the teachings to modern society & take into account how shit has changed#when ppl take the good parts of religion and focus on them and bring that religious warmth w them where they go is so nice#(my friends<333)#like they live by them teachings and are good ppl but dc abt divorce or abortion or gays bc society has changed & ppl ultimately deserve#control of their own bodies and shouldnt have to be trapped in bad partnerships#& girls who love other women and dont agree w the typical 'woman serve men' that a lot of religious old folk got goin on#if u can modify some stuff in the religious books whats stopping u extending that grace to literal people just being who they are
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Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.
#unforth rambles#brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them#putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life#the words parent and father both exist yall#like idk but also wtf#see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men#idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one#but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will#no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem#maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay#but given tumblr demographics and all#like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing#we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually#and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian#i really wish we could just fuckin stop#to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language#being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality#for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute#its ew who would say that#anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth
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keep remembering im literally from the same source like girl you're in the h.ugh j.ackman country right now.... but bad news they stopped making h.ugh j.ackmans in 1968 after the first one
#why do i even go on 😔🔫 /lh#he makes me forget im Australian has me like 'wtf sexy little accent i wish australian men were real'#what do you mean i sound like that too... nuh uh#it's just him never in my life have I managed to find my own accent sexy HAHAHAHAHA#I just sound normal. to me. 😂
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Chat is this real ?
#bob dylan#bob dylan is a god#folk music#folk#blues rock#blues#rock#pop#jazz#cute twink#twink#pride#beta faggot#me if u even care#real#his face card is insane#these bitches gay#some say hes still mewing till this day#I wish men like hime were real#ngl for a long time i thought British
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